THE LITTLE BOOK OF KENERGY
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The Little Book of Kenergy Hardcover – December 5, 2023 by Christy White-Spunner (Author) Kenergy. The phrase on everybody's lips. But what actually is Kenergy? And how can you unlock your own Kenergy from within? Kenergy is main-side-kick-character energy. It's carrying someone's purse like your life depends on it. It's letting your girlfriend test out her makeup ideas on you first to check they look good. It's hiding in your girlfriend's suitcase to surprise her on vacation, then happily getting the 6 hour flight home alone when she says she doesn't want you there.
Someone with Kenergy always takes care of his appearance, but only to make his girlfriend look even hotter - not that it's even possible. He's (somehow) always got a tan and his abs are so shredded you could grate cheese on them. And he polishes his motorcycle every morning just in case he learns to ride it one day. But Kenergy is not all smiles and sparkles. Sometimes he wants so badly to be admired and adored that he can barely carry on when he doesn't get the praise he craves so deeply. But he patiently waits for the crippling invasive thoughts to pass, then merrily resumes making his strawberry daiquiri.
In a nutshell, Kenergy is joyful, whimsical and - above all - delights in the absurd. And with this book, you'll become an expert in identifying Kenergy, harnessing your Kenergy, embodying your Kenergy, and learning how to be the ultimate hype-man.
About the Author: Christy White-Spunneris a writer and comedian. His Edinburgh Fringe shows with comedy duo Sisters sold out the Pleasance Courtyard to critical acclaim. He's since developed sitcoms with BBC Studios, King Bert Productions, Tobis film, and is currently writing a rom-com with Dear Gaia Productions.
Product details
Publisher : Mobius (December 5, 2023)
Language : English
Hardcover : 96 pages
ISBN-10 : 1529437148
ISBN-13 : 978-1529437140
Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
Dimensions : 4.55 x 0.24 x 6.49 inches
Publisher : Mobius (December 5, 2023)
Language : English
Hardcover : 96 pages
ISBN-10 : 1529437148
ISBN-13 : 978-1529437140
Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
Dimensions : 4.55 x 0.24 x 6.49 inches
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